I remember the night like it was today. Ryuichi swung by to work on our Chemistry project. That lasted about two minutes and he popped in Wild Things. I sat back and watched my world expand and focus at the same time. I had never seen it nor have seen anything like it since. Denise Richards is the Titan of Tit, the Architect of Ass. She's got more goods than a general store. Minus the cameo of Kevin Bacon's goldmember, this movie is perfection. Denise, baby, quit trying to act and just stand there wearing as little as possible. We'll let you know if we need anything else.